So Every day I ride a train from Spokane to East port Idaho which is the entry port into the United States from Canadia. Every day I cringe when I see motorist mostly at the crossings in the Post Falls and Hayden prairie area rolling the dice with death. This blog is to promote the stupidity of these people and I hope they read this and get all butt hurt about it. I only feel sorry for the kids that I see trapped in these cars with some power dildo or nasty ho bag behind the wheel.
The codes have been verified, both keys inserted and turned at the same time and the Douche Bag Diaries is now launched. Lord help us.
To the astro tard who was driving the CE Autoglass Inc. company work van who ran the crossing at Idaho Rd in Post Falls at 0820 because he had something more pressing to do other than paying attention while driving. Yeah you guessed it, Astro tard Jones was too busy talking on his cell trying to book that one glass job that will put his company into the fortune five hundred category or maybe he had a conference call with some world leaders that just couldn't wait. While trying to obtain world peace Ole Helen Keller at the wheel here did not see a speeding yellow locomotive the size of a house coming at him at 45mph. I would've liked to have hit that bastard just so I can later try to get the phone recording of his last words before being wiped out of the gene pool.
His last words before departing into the unknown would have probably sounded along the lines of this : "As I was saying blah, blah, blah, blah, I'm a jackass blah, blah, blah, blah, my cock, my cock, blah, blah, blah, blah, I love myself so much blah, blah, a fist up my butt blah, blah, wait what is that?" (sound of air horns followed by crunching steel, broken glass and an occasional busting bone) Then all of this would be followed by "AHHHHHHHH III'MM gonna die GGGUUUURRRRRGGGLLLL" end of transmission. And the accident is so horrific that the body, cell phone, work van and train are all one and some crusty old detective with a cigar hanging out of his mouth says "Oh my gaadd."
Driver number two for the 28 of December was a green early eighties Chevy step side pickup truck who went around the gates at the Brunner Rd crossing (the road that goes past Silver Wood) at approx 0840. This country fuck who I will call Kahlotus found out that his close cousin was getting banged by an outsider to the family and being mad that someone else outside the family was dipping into his honey hole. So of course Kahlotus here had to run the gate to make it to the trailer park in time to defend the family name.
