Smart Douche

At 10:22 this morning the 04 of February A Soul patch Mcdouche in a black queery smart car decided that they needed to play chicken with a steel monster that travels at 50mph at the highway 41 crossing on the prairie. If this person was killed would they be missed. The only person who would miss this douche bag would be the salesman who sold them that fruity ass car since he would be loosing a repetitive customer. What would this persons funeral be like I wonder, I guess it would be crammed full of gay dudes who drive similar vehicles and all whine like little girls when they hit a pothole. Is the stick shift the shape of a giant black dildo?