Friday night Douche Bags

Tis the season and tis is also Friday so everyone was out and about and in a hurry to go home or to the bar to meet the future ex.  John and Jane douches were out in force all in a race to beat the steel beast coming at them, eventually someone will loose this game.  There were soo many douches out there tonight I can not possibly write about them all so I will give a top ten reason why these idiots are gunning for the Darwin award trophy.  Here we go, top ten reasons why douche bags run crossings:

10.  Diarrhea cha, cha, cha
09.  Mom needs meth
08.  Running from a drug deal that went bad
07.  Got a call that your hot cousin is drunk off her ass
06.  Wal Mart has a sale on tires that will fit your house
05.  Want to take your self out of the gene pool so mankind can leap ahead
04.  Shake and bake
03.  Nothin' can hurt me cause I'm made of steel, buuurrp!
02.  To busy text messaging world leaders for world peace to notice the train
01.  I need to get home to my wife cause I heard there is a line of sailors at the front door of the house again