Off grid old man douche.

About two months ago up in Bonners Ferry Idaho an I live off the fucking grid old man douche bag decided hey I do not like my Subaru outback anymore so I will wait for the next train to show park the car on the tracks get out and bing I get a new car.  Well the first part of the plan worked since the train hit the car and totally fucked it up.  It gets better when the cop shows up and gives the bat shit crazy old fucker a couple of tickets for no insurance and no registration.  There goes the idea of getting the insurance company to replace his car, but then again you have to have a functioning brain to have an idea.  Then the railroad decided hey we smell pussy so they jabbed a hard throbbing dick up old man douche ass by sending him a bill for the inconvenience and probably damage to the locomotive.  well the douche bag did get a new car, but it came out of his own pocket maybe he had to suck a lot of dick for a down payment.  Just remember if you think the railroad will buy you a new car for hitting your car when it was your fault then wouldn't every crossing be jam packed with the latest GM pos.